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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
'Well this is awkward.'
"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."
Tags:run, running, runner, runners, runs, ran, sprint, sprinting, sprinter, sprinters, sprinting, sprinted, sprints, marathon, marathons, hurdle, hurdles, hurdling, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, jumpers, construction, under construction, caution, warning sign, caution sign, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Oh, fine, thanks. And yourself?"
Tags:business, building, jumper, jumpers, stock market, stock market crash, stockbroker, stockbrokers, market crash, market crashes, ledge, ledges, out on the ledge, polite, manners, good manners, deference, deferential, courteous, businessman, businessmen, greeting, greetings, formal, formality, formalities, pleasantry, pleasantries, mankoff
'Well, I have to start cleaning the next floor, Mr. Johnson, but good luck with all of your troubles!'
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
Tags:sport, sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, risk taker, risk takers, risky, dangerous, bungee jumping, jumper, jumpers, bungee cord, egg, eggs, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, bad idea, wall, walls, falling, jumping
'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, frog, frogs, frogs leg, frogs legs, frog leg, frog legs, spring, springs, springy, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, jumped, high jump, high jumps, high jumping, high jumper, performance enhancing, advantage, advantages, mutation, mutations, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'
Last leaf of autumn.
Tags:fireman, firemen, fire, fires, firetruck, jump, jumper, jumpers, jumping, jumped, jumps, catch, catching, caught, catches, leaf, leaves, autumn, winter, seasons, season, cold, colder, stuck in a tree, tree, trees, trampoline, trampolines, net, nets, fall, falling, falls, fell, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Ask me about my thick neck.
Tags:shirt, t shirt, t-shirt, shirts, t shirts, t-shirts, sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, slogan, slogans, ask me about my, neck, necks, thick, thicker, thickest, jugular, fashion, fashions, clothes, ask me about my shirt, ask, asking, questions, questioning, help, helping, exercise, exercising, bodybuild, body building, body builders
Tags:pirate, pirates, ship, ships, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, plank, planks, dive, dives, diving, dived, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, cannonball, cannon ball, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, jumped, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoiling, ruin, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
Tags:t-shirt, t-shirts, custom, customised, customized, customisation, customization, cigar store, cigar stores, cigar shop, cigar shops, insensitive, insensitivity, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, print, prints, printing, printing store, ledge, ledges, talk down, talks down, talking down, jumper, jumpers, jumping
Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.
The easiest of kids' observational games.
Tags:penguin, penguins, bird, birds, pole, poles, arctic, antarctic, stripy, jumper, hat, jumpers, hats, spot, spotting, spots, spotted, spotter, spotters, observation, observations, observational, observe, observes, observer, observers, difference, differences, stand, stands, out, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Maybe if your opened a can of cat food?"
'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'
'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'
"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
Hell: Been there, done that, got the sweatshirt.