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'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'
"I understand things are jumping in the tree canopy."
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'
'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'
"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."
'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'
'Well, I'm not great virtuoso, but I do like to tickle the ivories every now and then.'
Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.
'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'
The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals
"Of course you saw me coming! Sneaking up on people is not my specialty..."
In the Jungle.
"Well yes, technically, it's just a broken nose, but for me, it's a real handicap: I can't feed myself anymore..."
"Really? Dad is called the "King of the Jungle"! Does it mean I'm a princess?"
'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'
tiger strangling snakes
"Luckily, I'm touching the bottom. Get me out quickly though!"
Zoonosis: Why zoos stock extra-large wipes.
'Oh, it's you.'
The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.
'Kid, I don't know if the plural is hippopotomi or hippopotamuses. I just say we've got one hippopotamus and then we've got another.'