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'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'
"I understand things are jumping in the tree canopy."
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'
"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."
'Well, I'm not great virtuoso, but I do like to tickle the ivories every now and then.'
Wrinkly elephant ironing itself.
The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals
"Of course you saw me coming! Sneaking up on people is not my specialty..."
In the Jungle.
"Well yes, technically, it's just a broken nose, but for me, it's a real handicap: I can't feed myself anymore..."
"Really? Dad is called the "King of the Jungle"! Does it mean I'm a princess?"
'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'
tiger strangling snakes
Lady regarding man exiting 'Rhinoplasty' room: 'I don't know. I think the sign is abundantly clear.'
'My keys are in the trunk, and I can't get them out.'
'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'
'For best results, squeeze from bottom, and flatten as you go.'
Zebra to lion: 'You're going to have to stop stalking me. However, you can follow me on Twitter.'
'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'
'I hope your food is fatty. My school reunion is in two weeks and I want to gain a few hundred pounds before it.'