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'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'
'Would you mind if these junior managers have a go at assessing the profitability of your treatment?'
'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'
'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'
'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'
"When did your shift start?" - "February!"
"I'm afraid there aren't any doctors available but we do have a management consultant who is going to give your condition a helpful acronym and set up a policy review committee to consider its treatment..."
'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'
You had to review your diagnosis?
Should medical students be asked their political opinions?
'I'd love to have you join, Mom, but the medical school I go to doesn't have a PTA.'
"The doctor said he'd write a prescription for you as soon as he completes his literary degree."
Doctor to patient - 'It's bad news I'm afraid - you live in the North.'
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
"Every year my workload increases...back-calculation shows that in the 80's I must have been doing no work at all."
'Do you still have my rectal thermometer?'
'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'
"The important thing is to learn from our mistakes."
'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'
Patient: The NHS
'You really love medical college, eh?' (body parts tattooed on man's torso).
'Maybe we should have bought him the private version.'
"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."