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Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.
"I'm on a diet. Do you have any low cal greed?"
Of opens the first fast food restaurant...
Discussion Today: The Joys of Obesity.
". . . And would you like flies with that?"
"I'm so sorry sir. It would appear there are only so many times a human can say: 'Do you want fries with that?' before they snap."
"Skinny people live off the fat of the land and not the thin pickings in fast food restaurants."
"Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting for fast food restaurants are the hardest."
"We're being paid minimum wage so do only a minimum, amount of work."
"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."
'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'
'We deliver the ingredients for combo meals.'
Unhappy with the night shift, Roger would make his feelings known.
'I knew there was something odd about a restaurant that bills itself as a fast food sushi place.'
He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.
In order to better server our customers we ask that you limit your dinning time to no more than 20 seconds...
Fast Food Restaurant
"And we give you sixty seconds to complete your order or Joey does it for you."
"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"