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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
Fast food trap.
"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."
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Frank's Diet Progress.
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down twenty-two dollars and thirty-seven cents."
'That'll be 10 bucks please.'
Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.
'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'
'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'
A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.
Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.
Halloween Food Pyramid,
'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'
'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'
An alarming amount of what you eat goes to waist.
'Do you want a fright with that?'
'Oh yeah...a diet soda, too.'
'This guy is not a full-bird colonel!'
'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
Cook Book for Guys.