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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"
"Your generous contribution helps fund these solicitations."
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"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
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"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'
"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."
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'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'
"I create spam for the internet."
'It's from my long-lost uncle in Nigeria.'
'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'
'I have been chosen but I don't know what for!'
MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
'We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy.'
'And how about when they take the mail and just dump it right into the recycling bin? That's really harsh.'
'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'
"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."
"Don't you just hate spam mail?"
'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'
'By opening this envelope, and taking out this letter you have voluntarily agreed to buy product...'
"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."