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"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."
Tags:history, myths, health, fitness, rotator cuff, rotator cuffs, injury, injuries, repetitive stress, throwing arm, throwing arms, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dl, disabled list, disabled lists, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, mankoff
"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"By Jupiter, an angel! Or, if not, an earthly paragon!"
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
Tags:gun, guns, gunman, snipe, sniped, sniper, snipers, sniper rifle, scope, scoped, no scope, scoped in, aim, aimed, angel, angels, unlikely, heaven, heavens, heavenly, lightning, lightning bolt, bolt, bolt action, bolts, repent, repents, repenting, retribution, retribution, god, gods, godly, god above, zeus, jupiter, religious imagery, religion, religions, myth
"See if you can hit Florida."
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The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
Tags:zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, olympian, olympians, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dare, dares, daring, challenge, challenges, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, bar, bartender, bartenders, bartending, dart, dart game, dart games, bar game, bar games, drinking game, drinking games
Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.
'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterritorial, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, et, tax, taxes, jupiter, planet, planets, alien life form, alien life forms, tax form, tax forms, tax return, tax returns, taxing, irs, inland revenue service, hm revenues and customs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Nevermind a doctor, call my therapist."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, mental health, trauma, traumas, traumatic, zeus, jupiter, classical art, ancient art, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece
"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."
"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
Tags:religion, religious, greek, greece, roman, rome, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, legend, legends, heaven, mt. olympus, mount olympus, god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, lightning, death, dead, chocolate, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, candy bar, candy bars, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, health, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, new, trying out, innovation, innovations, innovative, creative
"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
Tags:god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, weather, weather man, weather-man, weatherman, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, greek, grecian, greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, tv, television, subvert, subversion, divert, diverted, diversion, channel, news, heaven, heavens
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
Tags:apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, flat, flats, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, absurd, absurdity, absurdities, bad omen, bad omens, struck by lightning, worry, worries, worrying, concern, concerns, concerned
"Let me try that!"
Tags:zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, myth, myths, greek, greeks, greek myth, greek myths, expert, experts, expertise, amateur, amateurish, amateurs, mythology, try it out, trying it out, get involved, gets involved, getting involved, irresponsible, irresponsibility, supernatural
"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"
Aliens are flying a UFO with bumper stickers from different planets
"This is all your fault, Zeus."
"Might I sound a note of caution?"
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"Dang! I hate orbiting behind a gas giant..."
Hermes takes an elevator to meet Zeus while wingless citizens attempt to fly up.
"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."
"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."