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"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."
Tags:animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, jurassic, ichthyosaurs, mosasaurs, pterosaurs, old crowd, friend, friends, friendship, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, ageing, aging, old age
"That's what I call a near miss."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, meteor, meteorite, meteorites, jurassic, jurassic period, jurassic periods, near miss, near misses, crash, crashes, crashing, destroy, destroys, destroying, asteroid, asteroids, scare, scared, scaring, fly, flies, flying, earth, space, outer space, asteroid belt, rock, rocks
"I wish you'd stop trying to gross everybody out."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, jurassic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, dinosaur, dinosaurs, food, eating, chewing, eating with your mouth open, chewing with your mouth open, table manners, manners, etiquette, bad manners, bad etiquette, rude, gross, childish, immature
'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'
"Is it just me, or is the campaign season starting really early?"
Tags:campaign, campaigns, campaigning, season, seasons, campaign season, campaign seasons, dinosaur, dinosaurs, early, earlier, jurassic era, jurassic, jurassic period, start, starts, starting, begin, begins, beginning, convince, convinces, convinces, convincing, election campaign, election campaigns, supporter, supporters, supporting, supportive, collect, collects, collecting
"Next stop, Ptarrytown."
Tags:commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, pt, p is silent, silent letter, silent letters, play on words, word play, word-play, flying, flight, jurassic, jurassics, paleontologist, paleontology, paleo, triassic, triassics, theropod, theropods
God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.
"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."
"Uh-oh - climate change."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., before christ, jurassic, cretaceous–paleogene, extinction, extinctions, extinct, extinction event, extinction events, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, disaster, disasters, impact, explosion, animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, climate change, environment, environmental issues, nature, weather, climate, temperature, temperatures, weather patterns, science, mass extinction, mass extinctions, alvarez hypothesis, earth, planet earth
"Under 'Occupation' I usually just put 'Roam the earth.' "
'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'
"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."
"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."
Tags:resemble, resembles, resemblance, dinosaur, dinosaurs, tyrannosaur, tyrannosaurs, tyrannosaurus, tyrannosauruses, t-rex, t-rexes, bird, birds, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, descendant, descendants, jurassic, pigeon, pigeons, natural history, natural history museum, natural history, family resemblance, family tree, family trees, pedigree, pedigrees
'I love your shawl!'
Jon realised he should never have invented this infernal thyme machine.
Tags:jurassic, dinosaur, dino, dinos, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, arks, boats, ark, boat, dinosaurs, bible, stegosaurus, allosaurus, mesozoic, extinction, extinct animal, extinct animals, endangered animal, endangered animals, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, genesis, brachiosaurus
"Well, we're market leaders in digital strategic planning. And we have a T-Rex."
Tags:planning, strategic plan, strategic plans, strategic planning, digital plan, digital plans, digital strategic plan, digital strategic plans, digital strategic planning, tyrannosaur, tyrannosaurs, tyrannosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex, jurassic, marketing, market leader, market leaders, market leading
"I've been predicting a sudden death next week for all my clients lately: Funny hey?!"
Jurassic Parking Lot
'If you can call yourself 'T-rex', I want to go by the name 'B-saurus.''