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If Timmy had a pet T-Rex aka why Timmy was in the well!
"What about now: would this look good as a fossil?"
"Watch and learn, Son."
Tags:t-rex, tyrannosaurs rex, t rex, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, predator, predators, prey, preys, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunt, hunts, training, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, age of the dinosaurs, jurassic age, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers
The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."
"Hurry! Three second rule."
"I wish I could hug you."
Jurassic Parking Lot
"These pterodactyl eggs are delicious, but harmful..."
"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"
"You said it out loud! Now it won't come true!"
"I heard you were extinct!"
"You really think so...that we're just too big to fail?"
"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."
"First, a meteorite falling. Now, this 'the end' sign. I am starting to feel nervous.'
Tyrannosaurus Rex Bicep Flex
"My mum has killed a diplodocus: So it's diplodocus for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks..."
Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, dino, dinos, t-rex, t rex, tyrannosaurs rex, image conscious, image consciousness, balloon, balloons, prehistoric, prehistory, jurassic, jurassic period, jurassic age, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, bad reputation, bad reputations, scary reputation, scary reputations
"Things were better in the old days."
Tags:reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, reminiscent, reminiscents, memory lane, memory-lane, memory, memories, cavemen, caveman, good old days, nostalgia, nostalgic, prehistoric, prehistory, days gone by, jurassic age, neanderthal, neanderthals, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."
Tags:t-rex, t rex, tyrannosaurus rex, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, itch, itches, scratch, scratches, scratching, back scratcher, back scratchers, back scratching, paleontology, paleontologist, paleontologists, palaeontologist, palaeontologists, palaeontology, jurassic age, prehistory, prehistoric
"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."
"Delusional scientific elitist..."
"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."
Rugby playing dinosaurs.
"They're paleo shorts. All the guys are wearing them."