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Maze of Legalities: Do not enter without an attorney.
Lady Justice eats birthday cake
'And so 'Your Honor'... if that really is your name...'
"What can I say? Embezzlement happens."
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Two prisoners talking. 'Laws are a lot like women. You can't please 'em all the time.'
"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."
The door to the office of the New York State Attorney General with a sign that reads "Gone on a fishing expedition".
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"I've always said - juries are impossible to predict."
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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
How to avoid law.
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'When I offered the bribe, Your Honor, I was just being polite.'
"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."
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"Objection, your honor. Counsel is pampering the witness by calling him a good boy and patting his tummy."
Judicial system should not be judged by past performance.
"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"
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Roving gang of judges dispensing their own brand of street justice.
'I went to a very special school. You had to be sent there by a judge.'
Problems arise when the justices are allowed to have their own gavels.
"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."
"Maybe we should have filed a friend of the court brief, too."
"The people thank and excuse juror number 2."
'Only eleven bribing days left until Christmas, your honor, what would you like this year?'
'The figures are very worrying. We should be valuing dissent in the Supreme Court!'