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"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
Tags:rain, raining, rained, pour, pouring, give a lift, give a ride, car, cars, hitchhiker, hitchhiking, hitchhikers, dead, death, murder, murderers, murdered, disability, disabled, disabled person, sleepy, sleep, tired, christian, christianity, christians, kindness, kind, good deed, good deeds, bad deed, bad deeds, juxtaposition, foolish, fool, made a fool of, gullible, trustful, trusting, naive, naivety, unsuspecting, religious, religious person, religious people, religion, moral, immoral, morality, stranger danger, dangerous, danger
Tags:viking, vikings, woman, women, warrior, warriors, warrior woman, warrior women, valkyries, valkyrie, mythology, myth, mythologyies, myths, mythological, norse, norse myth, norse gods, nordic, nordic myth, train, trains stop, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, announcement, announcer, train stop, train stops, next stop, escort, escorting, travel, travelling, valhalla, history, historical, juxtaposition
"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
Tags:automated, automation, automations, design by committee, designs by committee, designing by committee, please, pleases, pleasing everyone, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, juxtaposing, mixup, mixups, mixing up, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, cartoons, computer-generated, computer generation, crowd pleaser, crowd pleasers, crowd pleasing, art, artists, artistry, human element, human elements
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
Tags:post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adults
For Your Dining Pleasure
Tags:food, foodie, foodies, menu, menus, food pairing, food pairings, pairing, pairings, meal, meals, contradiction, contradictions, incongruity, incongruities, absurdity, absurd, dichotomy, dichotomies, juxtaposition, dissonance, discordance, discord, disharmony, class, class divide, class division, class divisions, class, class difference, upper class, lower class, middle class, filet mignon, frankfurter, hot dog, haute cuisine, lobster tails, chicken wing, caviar, bologna, class distinctions, oligarch, oligarchs
"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, cattle, cattle driver, cattle rustler, rustler, irony, ironic, juxtaposition, juxtapositioned, office, offices, office drone, office drones, express, expression, self expression, modern life, urban life, modern world
Tags:clown, clowns, makeup, makeup trailer, makeup trailers, makeup room, makeup rooms, makeup artist, makeup artists, serious conversation, serious conversations, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, silly, silliness, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, juxtaposing
"It's a deal. You'll stop saying 'juxtapose' and I'll stop saying 'guesstimate.'"
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
Bookstore - Cafe - Car Repair
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, juxtaposition, clash, clashes, clashing, modern life, modern world, bookstore, bookstores, trend, trendy, trends, shopping, urban life, urban living
"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
Tags:bon voyage, pillage, pillaging, history, historical, one hundred years war, hundred years war, military, militarise, militia, pikemen, pike men, pike, cavalry, anti-cavalry, violence, violent, condone, condoning, ignorance, ignorant, medieval, medieval times, war, warrior, warriors, army, armies, infantry, foot soldiers, wives, women, juxtaposition, love and war
"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."
Tags:storyboard, storyboards, storyboarding, film, films, filmmaker, filmmakers, director, directors, producer, producers, producing, caveman, cavemen, cave painting, cave paintings, cave art, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, plan, plans, planning, prepare, prepares, preparation, preparations, overprepared, over-prepared, visualize, visualizes, visualizing, visualise, visualises, visualising, juxtaposition
"Ignore him. He's the guy who's writing that unauthorized biography of me."
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographical, unauthorized, unauthorised, trespass, trespassing, jarring, jarred, juxta, juxtaposition
"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"
Tags:juxtaposition, juxtapositions, cartoonist, cartoonists, cartoons, meta, fourth wall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, mismatch, mismatches, mismatched, couple, couples, cocktail party, cocktail parties, odd couple, odd couples, strange couple, strange couples, unlikely, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, artist, artists, artistry, subject, subjects
Conservation of mass.
Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet
Tags:dogs, animals, pets, canine, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, portable restrooms, urine, urinating, urination, events, outdoors, tree, trees, dog peeing, dog pees, surreal, bath room, dog, canine, juxtaposition, human-like, evolve, evolving, camp, camping, queuing, waiting in line, line up, lining up, patient, patience
Tags:quality control, quality assurance, oxymoron, juxtaposition, ineptitude, incompetence, not practicing what you preach, physician heal thyself, hypocrisy, double standards, poor workmanship, botch job, botched job, quality control failure, quality control lapse, oversight, mistake, error, lapse, qc failure, management system, quality control system, management systems, quality control systems, management system failure, quality control system failure, failure, mismanagement
"Garden supplies are around back; financial instruments are inside."
Tags:wholesale, wholesaler, wholesalers, cash and carry, cash & carry, garden supply, garden supplies, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, class, class difference, class differences, financial instrument, financial instruments, businessman, businessmen, small business, small businesses
"I didn't realize it was dress-up Friday already."
"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."
Tags:strange, surreal, weird, creepy, scary, spooky, halloween, medical, doctor, doctors, surgery, brain, brains, tech, science fiction, science horror, medical horror, check up, check-up, checkup, check ups, check-ups, checkups, surgery, surgeon, dystopia, dystopian, classic horror, horror classics, juxtaposition, irony, ironic, examination, examinations
Tags:writer, artist, creative, creativity, inspiration, ideas, blank page, page, art, create, muse, inhibition, conflict, dilemma, opposites, positive, negative, obstacle, optimism, pessimism, wishful, reality, block, blank, idea, ideas, inspo, artist, liberal arts, juxtaposition, yes, no, ositive, negative
"Next song's called Dirt-poor Boxcar Man which I wrote partly in the VIP lounge at JFK in my private limo on the way here tonight."
Tags:song, songs, singer, singers, singer-songwriter, artist, artists, privilege, entitlement, privileges, earn, right, rights, presumption, fake, false, falsehood, authentic, authenticity, poor, poverty, dirt-poor, boxcar, down, and, out, down-and-out, beggar, minstrel, pub, club, bar, gig, show, luxury, vip, limo, status, class, deception, rich, juxtaposition, lies
"I bet this is going to be the best year yet!"
Tags:educate, education, educator, first, day, back, welcome, school, elementary, primary, girl, boy, happy, sad, upset, homesick, lockers, worried, excited, excitement, learning, new, different, not, norm, upbeat, pessimist, optimist, juxtaposition, juxtaposed, welcome back, first day of school, pessimistic, optimistic, excited, excitement, kid, kids, child, children