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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
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An ostrich sticks its head in the sand and then out of a nearby kangaroo's pouch.
'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'
"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
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"Look—there it goes again!"
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Pens in a kangaroo's pouch
Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.
"Oh come on fella's. I said I'd let you know!"
'Something about this court makes me uneasy.'
"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"
Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".
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"The government won't let us carry them in front anymore."
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"It's the middle one that's never happy."
"Too much sugar."
Bank of Australia.
'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'
Arrivals gate at Sydney Airport, with kangaroo expecting Skippy
"No. You can't move back in."
"In your ad you said you'd grown up in the shade of coolibah tree. How so?"
"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"
"Where can I get one of those?"
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