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A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.
"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, friday, fridays, karate, martial arts, judo, kick, kicks, kicking, flying kick, flying kicks, kung fu, violence, stress
'They agreed to tear this house down for a third of what we pay our regular demolition team.'
'You didn't attend our interpersonal skills seminar did you Perkins?'
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmother, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
"You claim you acted in self-defense."
Karate Class Clown
Cat Kung Fu
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Tags:situational, situation, situations, skill, skills, self defense, self defence, self-defense, self-defence, karate, karate chop, break wood, breaking wood, jiu jitsu, jitsu, bjj, grapple, grappling, wrestling, wrestle, contact sport, contact sports, sport, sports, physical, physically, specific, specifics, specific skill set, exercise, exercises, party trick, party tricks, play on words, word play, word-play, white belt, black belt, martial art, martial, martial arts
Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.
"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."
Tags:kung fu, kung fu movie, kung fu movies, karate, martial arts, martial arts films, life change, life changes, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vow, vows, goal, goals, plan, plans, planning, reset, resetting, change, changes, positive change, positive changes, slacker, slackers, slacking
"A Mr. Jackie Chan to see you, sir."
"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...
Show Me Your Side Kick
Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...
'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'
'His karate instructor has seen great improvement and suggests we don't make him angry.'
'I can't say I like the look of this...'
"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"
The Karate Kitten.
"As a deterrent, we're finding 'not by the hair on my chinny chin chin' needs backup."