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Karate Class Clown
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Tags:situational, situation, situations, skill, skills, self defense, self defence, self-defense, self-defence, karate, karate chop, break wood, breaking wood, jiu jitsu, jitsu, bjj, grapple, grappling, wrestling, wrestle, contact sport, contact sports, sport, sports, physical, physically, specific, specifics, specific skill set, exercise, exercises, party trick, party tricks, play on words, word play, word-play, white belt, black belt, martial art, martial, martial arts
The Karate Kitten.
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'
"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."
Lamb CHOPS - Martial Arts School for Sheep.
The Karate Master
Tags:karate, karate master, karate masters, karate move, karate moves, karate chop, karate chops, fighter, fighters, fighting move, fighting moves, black belt, black belts, show off, show offs, showing off, karate champion, karate champions, karate instructor, karate instructors, karate teacher, karate teachers
'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'
'How did the karate leasons go?'
Kung Foo Cat
'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'
Karate Expert Chopping Bread.
'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'
Man Karate Chops Stone To Get Sword Out.
Do you want to see my karate chop?
"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."