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'His karate instructor has seen great improvement and suggests we don't make him angry.'
"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
"Three more classes and I get my belt."
"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
'I can't afford to buy you karate lessons. So just learn to suck up to the bullies.'
Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
'How did the karate leasons go?'
'So it is true, your wife is taking karate lessons!'
'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'
Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.
'You should never have convinced her to take karate lessons in the first place, mate.'
'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'
"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"