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Royal Wedding and the Austerity Programme
Prince William & Kate Middleton.
Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'
The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'To get in good girl stealth mode, you need to actually read books...being literate will keep people from getting suspicious of what you're really up to.'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'
The Queen talks about the Jubilee.
Proud to be posh!
Public want Kate & William to succeed.
A note from Kate
Kate Middleton Splits With Prince William - 'Six years. Longest job interview I ever had.'
'We're missing 'Lost'.'
"I've been watching 'The Crown'! Before that, I thought that 'Edward the Seventh' was a bad dating pattern!"
"Still no invitation to the Royal wedding! It wad the same when I asked to be godmother!"