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Yoga for beginners,
The trim reaper
Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.
'You need to walk more.'
New Years Resolution.
"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."
"I wouldn't mind going for a bike ride,but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough."
"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."
Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.
I think our son needs more exercise and less worms...
'I'm thinking of going for a run - am I wearing my running shoes?'
'The doctor said he needed more activity, so I hide his TV remote three times a week.'
It's exhausting watching all this sport...
'The doctor said he needed more activity. So I hide his TV remote three times a week.'
"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."
Now this is how you should be...
'We've had a hard time keeping physical education in our curriculum.'
Get up and in shape!
Motivation to Keep Fit.
'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'
'You're out of shape, Smith. So, from now on, you're no longer allowed to use the elevator. I want you to climb the building to get to your office.'
'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'