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"They're burning pianos in Hartford!"
Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.
"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
Hen sits on golfer's ball.
The hand of God holding a woollen jumper
'Your fingers are in the soup.' 'Yes it's freezing in the kitchen.'
'Warming may be GLOBAL to you, but it's FREEZING over here!'
"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."
'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'
Search: Winter Fuel - Not Found.
'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'
Button up your overcoat.
Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.
Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.
Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.
'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'
'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'
'You'll grow into it!'
Things to Consider.
'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'
Snowman looks at woman through window.
Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'