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"We don't have an attic, so you'll have to keep me in the living room."
Tags:attic, attics, mad woman in the attic, jane eyre, bronte, charlotte bronte, marriage, marriages, married life, old married couple, mad woman, madwomen, mad woman, mad, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, keep, keeping, keeper, relationship, relationships, long term relationships, nineteenth-century novel, nineteenth-century novels, novel, novels, nineteenth-century, tropes, sexist tropes, sexist trope, gender stereotype
"Isn't he nice? I have him on a twenty-four-month lease."
Tags:lease, leases, leasing, boyfriend, boyfriends, trial, trials, trial period, trial periods, date, dates, dating, single, single life, good man, decent man, hard to find, keeper, keepers, long-term relationships, compatible, compatibility, pride, proud, home, homes, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, nail down, nails down, nailing down, find a man, finding a man, partner, partners, life partner, life partners, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, romance, modern life, modern world
'We don't call it torture anymore - it's occupational therapy!'
Dating the Warden
Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
'Petersen, you're fired!'
"Is this a keeper, dear?"
Zoo keeper feeds styrofoam peanuts to a styrofoam elephant.
"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
Tags:soccer, football, futbol, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, self-esteem, low self-esteem, high self-esteem, hurt feelings, safe space, safe spaces, participation trophy, participation trophies, politically correct, political correctness, score, scores, scoring, goal, goals, preserve, preserves, preserving, feelings
'Thank goodness you're here!'
Finder's Keepers - Formerly - Lost & Found.
Tags:soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, football match, football matches, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal-keeper, goal-keepers, goal-keeping, keeper, keepers, cow, cows, cattle, football pitch, football pitches, cowpat, cowpats, cow-pat, cow-pats
"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."
"I must ask for a rise, the boss told me I was the biggest drawback the club's ever had."
"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."
'Well done,dear. I think this one's a keeper!'
'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, sewage system, sewage systems, urban, urban life, city, cities, manhole, manholes, monster, monsters, fishing, fishing rod, fishing rods, fisherman, fishermen, fish, fishes, catch, catches, keeper, keepers, bait, baits, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'
'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'
Tags:goal, goals, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, goalie, goalies, goal tender, goal tenders, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, position, positions, positioned, positioning, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The creature dived beneath the stadium turf, and that was the end of the groundskeeper...'
Tags:gopher, giant animal, giant, giants, overgrown, overgrow, overgrows, overgrowing, creature, creatures, stadium, stadiums, arena, arenas, turf, grass, groundskeeper, grounds keeper, groundskeepers, grounds keepers, ground, grounds, keeper, keep, gardener, quest, obsess, obsessive, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Giovanni C., Penalty Killer
Tags:goal, goals, goalie, goalies, penalty, penalties, penalty shootout, penalty shootouts, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal keeper, goal keepers, keeper, keepers, assassin, assassins, hit man, hit men, hitman, hitmen, hit, hits, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, player, players, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, professional killer, professional killers
Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.
'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'
"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"