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"Isn't he nice? I have him on a twenty-four-month lease."
Tags:lease, leases, leasing, boyfriend, boyfriends, trial, trials, trial period, trial periods, date, dates, dating, single, single life, good man, decent man, hard to find, keeper, keepers, long-term relationships, compatible, compatibility, pride, proud, home, homes, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, nail down, nails down, nailing down, find a man, finding a man, partner, partners, life partner, life partners, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, romance, modern life, modern world
Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'
Dating the Warden
Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
'Petersen, you're fired!'
"Is this a keeper, dear?"
Zoo keeper feeds styrofoam peanuts to a styrofoam elephant.
"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."
Tags:soccer, football, futbol, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, self-esteem, low self-esteem, high self-esteem, hurt feelings, safe space, safe spaces, participation trophy, participation trophies, politically correct, political correctness, score, scores, scoring, goal, goals, preserve, preserves, preserving, feelings
'Thank goodness you're here!'
Finder's Keepers - Formerly - Lost & Found.
Tags:soccer player, soccer players, footballer, footballers, football player, football players, football game, football games, football match, football matches, goalie, goalies, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal-keeper, goal-keepers, goal-keeping, keeper, keepers, cow, cows, cattle, football pitch, football pitches, cowpat, cowpats, cow-pat, cow-pats
"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."
"I must ask for a rise, the boss told me I was the biggest drawback the club's ever had."
"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."
'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'
'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'
Tags:goal, goals, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, keeper, keepers, goalie, goalies, goal tender, goal tenders, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, position, positions, positioned, positioning, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'
'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, sewage system, sewage systems, urban, urban life, city, cities, manhole, manholes, monster, monsters, fishing, fishing rod, fishing rods, fisherman, fishermen, fish, fishes, catch, catches, keeper, keepers, bait, baits, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Giovanni C., Penalty Killer
Tags:goal, goals, goalie, goalies, penalty, penalties, penalty shootout, penalty shootouts, goalkeeper, goalkeepers, goal keeper, goal keepers, keeper, keepers, assassin, assassins, hit man, hit men, hitman, hitmen, hit, hits, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, player, players, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, professional killer, professional killers
'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'
'Record or not, throw it back.'
"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"
'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'