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"I assure you, Madam, that every penny you pay in taxes goes straight into the government's pocket."
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irs, internal revenue service, government, governments, tax, taxes, tax money, tax payer, tax payers, keep, keeps, keeping, kept, no use, take not give, quid pro quo, assure, reassure, assures, assuring, assured, reassuring, reassures, reassured, skeptic, skeptic, sceptic, sceptical, skepticism, scepticism"Je peux garder mes chaussettes?"
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hell, welcome, welcoming, welcome to hell, gate, gates, entrance, entrances, opening, guard, guards, sock, socks, keep, keeps, keeping, allow, allowed, rule, rules, belonging, belongings, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises, happy, content, shock, shocks, shocking, afterlife, french cartoon, french cartoons, frenchCEO of a business walks past homeless man with sign saying 'Spare bonus cash?'.
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businessman, businessmen, ceo, ceos, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, homeless, homeless man, homeless men, sign, signs, spare, spares, sparing, bonus, bonuses, bonus cash, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, brief case, brief cases, selfish, keep, keeps, keeping, charity, charities, extra, excess, street, streets, beg, begs, begging"Just because they all work from home now doesn't mean I don't still keep an eye on them."
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boss, bosses, employee, employees, work, works, working, work from home, working from home, eye, eyes, keep, keeps, keeping, spy, spies, spying, cctv, c.c.t.v., camera, cameras, tv, television, screen, screens, lockdown, lockdowns, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, close, closed, micromanage, micromanaging"You'll lose your home, but, since it was your dream, you may keep the white picket fence."
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loan, loans, mortgage, mortgages, bankrupt, bankruptcy, money problems, house, houses, loan officer, loan officers, loan shark, loan sharks, home, lose, loses, losing, homeless, deliquent, deliquency, payment, payments, foreclosure, foreclosures, reclaim, reclaims, reclaiming, bank, banks, possession action, reclaim possession, fence, fences, keep, keeps, keeping, dream, dreams, white picket fence, white picket fences"We don't have an attic, so you'll have to keep me in the living room."
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attic, attics, mad woman in the attic, jane eyre, bronte, charlotte bronte, marriage, marriages, married life, old married couple, mad woman, madwomen, mad woman, mad, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, keep, keeping, keeper, relationship, relationships, long term relationships, nineteenth-century novel, nineteenth-century novels, novel, novels, nineteenth-century, tropes, sexist tropes, sexist trope, gender stereotype, gender stereotypesPens in a kangaroo's pouch
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kangaroo, kangaroos, pen, pens, stationery, pouch, pouches, joey, joeys, keep, keeps, kept, keeping, storage, storage space, storage spaces, rip off, ripping off, ripped off, rips off"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"
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hoard, hoarding, careful, carefully, recession, recessions, crash, financial crash, cleaning, spring cleaning, clean out, tidy, tidying, file, filing, filing cabinet, document, documents, organise, organize, declutter, de-clutter, banks statement, bank statements, married, married life, caution, careful, carefully, accounting, accounts, collect, collected, keep, keeping, kept"If I change my name to Red Cross, can I keep the donations?"
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charity, charities, donate, donates, donating, donator, donators, pledge, pledges, pledging, donation, donations, cheque, cheques, sums, sum, large, keep, keeps, keeping, kept, own, owns, owning, red cross, change, changes, changing, name change, name changes, steal, steals, stealing, silly question, silly questions, selfish, uncharitable"And this is where we keep the gross domestic product."
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nuclear waste, waste, end of the world, garbage, rubbish, waste product, waste products, domestic, gross domestic product, gdp, keep, keeps, keeping, store, stores, storing, storage, mound, mounds, pile, piles, market value, measure, measures, measuring, evidence, world crisis, end of the world, helicopter, helicopters, fly, flies, flying, flight, flights, economics"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, sick, ill, stay, stay overnight, keeping overnight, keeping, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, loaner, loaners, rental, rentals, car repairs, auto repairs, vehicle repairs, automotive repairs, customer service, service, comfort, comforting, lonely, lonelinessAncient space travellers return to Earth.
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space, space traveller, space travellers, alien, aliens, space ship, spaceship, spaceships, shed, sheds, potting shed, potting sheds, potting, keep, keeps, keeping, kept, pyramid, pyramids, egyptian, eygptians, tomb, tombs, bury, burys, buried, ancient egyptians, return, returns, returning, returned, wrong, historian, mistke, mistakes'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'
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driver, drivers, driving, driving skill, driving skills, drive, drives, tab, tabs, keeping, driving license, driving licenses, driver's ed, drivers ed, drivers education, driver's education, father, fathers, teen, teens, teenager, car, cars'It used to be the 'lost and found' department.'
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lost property, lost and found, finders keepers, finding, found, lost things, lost, lose, department, departments, name, names, named, lost item, lost items, keep, keeps, keeping"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spring cleaning, cleaning, clean, organizing, organising, reorganizing, reorganising, re-organizing, re-organising, organise, organize, re-organise, re-organize, reorganise, reorganize, clean up, clear out, clearing out, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, possession, possessions, stuff, item, items, too much stuff, get rid of, housework, gardening, keep, keeping"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, art, arts and crafts, crafts, craft, arts & crafts, resentment, guilt, guilty, guilt trip, guilt trips, forever, childhood, keeping, clutter, junk, memory, memories, trauma, mental health, psychology, artwork, artworks, proud"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"
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bonus, bonuses, cash, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, bogart, bogarts, bogarting, hog, hogs, hogging, keep, keeps, keeping, share, shares, sharing, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, wealth, wealthy, boss, bosses, jealous, business, corporate, corporation, corporationsBoy holding power doesn't want to share.
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power, powers, children, child, boy, boys, bag of power, the power, share, shares, sharing, doesn't want to share, don't want to share, careful, protect, protects, protecting, protective, keep, keeps, keeping, minute, minutes, friend, friends, fragile, caution, cautious, responsibility, responsibilities, thinking, attention"Martha and I are happy enough. I have my work and she has Bloomingdale's"
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marriage, happy marriage, happily married, happy enough, relationships, relationship, married couple, keeping, busy, keep busy, workaholic, workaholics, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, shops, department store, department stores, upmarket department store, work, working, enjoy ones work, sexist attitudes, old school sexism, negative stereotypes, stereotypes, female stereotypes, male stereotypes, gender roles, traditional gender rolesCryogenic Cookery
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cryo, cryogenic, cryogenics, cooking, cooks, cooked, freeze, freezing, freezes, freezer, frozen, froze, keep, keeping, spoil, spoiling, go off, going off, eternal, infinite, home cooking, home food, foods, kitchen, kitchens, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, fridge-freezer, fridge-freezers, extreme, science, sci-fi, science fiction"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."