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'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'
New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.
"Telemarketers call 50 times a day, which is good, because getting up each time to answer the phone keeps me in shape."
'What are you doing out of bed?' - 'I need to keep up my yoga.'
'Bud's body is in a pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'
Clancy Strip: Keeping in Shape
"Yes, I keep a landline. Getting up 50 times a day to answer telemarketers keeps me in shape."