Keeping Secrets Cartoons and Comics

"If I were to tell you something, would you promise not to repeat it?"

"Don't repeat this."

"I don't like people knowing things about me."

'Sorry Mom, but what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten.'

"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

"Basically, what we're saying, Mr. Weber, is that it's not nice not to share."

'So this is your place.'

"I'd never say this if Matt weren't in a text trance, but I'm having a fling with our FreshDirect guy."

'This one is for not blowing any CIA agent's secret cover.'

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

'Can you keep a top secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."

Mum's the Word!

'I don't know how Beyonce could do a secret album in this day and age.'

Asking a friend to keep a secret is a breech of confidence.

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'

'What's the big secret?'

'My right hand doesn't know what my left hand is doing, but it suspects a lot.'

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