Keeping Young Cartoons and Comics

"I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything."

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"The worrying thing is, I'm exactly the same age as Tina Turner."

'I melted all your candles into one, because using just one candle gives the illusion of youth.'

'Botox. A hell of a lot of botox.'

'I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Botoxfacebook.

'He keeps us young!'

You're only as old as you feel!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'I'm at that awkward age. Not as young as I say I am, and not as old as I feel.'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'I bet my mum's had more 29th birthdays than yours!''

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'I heard you talking about getting a facelift Mom, but don't you think Rusty should get one first?'

'How do you keep looking so young?'