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'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'
For Timely Filing
"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."
'Cool, I finally found it after weeks of searching. . . the end of my key chain lanyard.'
'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'
'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'
'My mum made me do it: I was always losing my house key...'
'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'
'Any other ID?'
'Why, officer, this ain't no weapon. It's just my key chain.'
'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'