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"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."
"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."
The Proust of Twitter
'Don't bother your mother. She's in an 'ALL CAPS' mood.'
"I found my doppleganger. He was trolling me on social media."
"Getting my daily news fix."
"You're not under a deluge of social media abuse? Wow. You must be losing your relevance!"
Online vs. Offline Behaviour
"I would try to stop being negative, but I know I'd never manage it."