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' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
After party at the spill club.
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy
"But I thought once you were in you were in!"
Entering the Upper East Side - Visitors Must Sign In
Tags:visitor, visitors, visiting, upper east side, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, doorman, doormen, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, gated community, gated communities, keep out, keeps out, keeping out, manhattan, manhattanite, manhattanites, pretentious, pretentiousness, kick out, kicks out, kicking out, kicked out, visitor, visitors, security guard, security guards
"So, It's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"
"Incidentally – for what it's worth – she's your age.'
"Hey! I'm a real estate broker!"
"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."
Tags:miniature golf, golf, mini golf, crazy golf, golf ball, golf club, golf course, mini putt putt, windmill, windmills, don quixote, quixotic, dragon, dragons, giants, knight, knights, quest, quests, delusional, hallucinations, giant, giants, kick out, kicks out, kicking out, cervantes, destroy, destroys, destroying, destruction of property
'Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.. cry, and you're out of this family.'
"We got into a pretty bad argument."
Tags:argument, fight, fighting, relationship, relationships, arguments, fights, disagreements, disagreement, spat, marriage, boyfriend, husband, wife, relationship trouble, doghouse, couch, banished, relationship issues, trouble, in trouble, relationship problems, marriage trouble, marriage issues, marriage problems, men, man, exaggeration, exaggerated, kick out, kicked out
"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
Tags:irs, internal revenue service, taxes, tax audit, tax returns, tax return, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, bar, bartender, bartenders, tavern, taverns, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, remove, removes, removing, removal, kick out, kicks out, 86, 86ed, thrown out, kicked out, throw out, throws out, tax inspector, tax inspectors
"What are you? A money clip? Get outta here! This is a singles bar."
"I'm sorry, Stanley. You no longer spark joy."
Tags:breakup, breaking up, breakups, break up, break ups, dumped, dumping, dump, split up, splitting up, ending a relationship, kicking out, kick out, pack your bags, pack his backs, divorce, divorcing, divorced, separate, separating, separated, tidying, tidy up, clear out, clean out, sort out, sorting out, spark joy, sparks joy, sparking joy, brings joy, no joy, joyless, joyless relationship, joyless relationships
A girl gets kicked out of her house for her monster pet.
"Yes, baby---it IS cold outside."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, relationships, argue, argues, arguing, argument, snow, snows, snowing, cold, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, baby it's cold outside, legend, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, song lyric, song lyrics, spiteful, satisfy, satisfied, leaving, kicked out, kick out, content, malicious, unkind, pun, puns
"It's an eviction notice. Who cares what font they used?"
'What happened? You and the wife having a fight?'
"They threw me out - I was ordering too slow."
'You know the rule, Billy. Get two technical fouls in a school day and you are expelled.'
Tags:learning, learn, education, educating, educate, teach, teacher, teachers, student, students, basketball, basket ball, foul, fouled, fouls, fouling, fouler, foulers, technical foul, technical fouls, expelled, expel, kicked out, kick out, rules, you know the rules, rule, school, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"That's the part of the exit interview the boss really enjoys!"
'It started last week. Our network seems to perceive Bob as some kind of computer virus!'
'Don't tell me, they've chucked you out of the archery club.'