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' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
Entering the Upper East Side - Visitors Must Sign In
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"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."
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'Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.. cry, and you're out of this family.'
"I'm sorry, Stanley. You no longer spark joy."
Tags:breakup, breaking up, breakups, break up, break ups, dumped, dumping, dump, split up, splitting up, ending a relationship, kicking out, kick out, pack your bags, pack his backs, divorce, divorcing, divorced, separate, separating, separated, tidying, tidy up, clear out, clean out, sort out, sorting out, spark joy, sparks joy, sparking joy, brings joy, no joy, joyless, joyless relationship, joyless relationships
A girl gets kicked out of her house for her monster pet.
"It's an eviction notice. Who cares what font they used?"
"They threw me out - I was ordering too slow."
"No warning, Trigger!"
"That's the part of the exit interview the boss really enjoys!"
"Cynthia, are you giving me the brush off?"
'And stay out!'
'It started last week. Our network seems to perceive Bob as some kind of computer virus!'
"Dad, can I get a tattoo?"
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"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"
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'Would you like to think it over and I'll come back later in the week?'
'It's alright for you, you always land on your feet!'
'Now the children have left home I don't see any point 0f HIM staying!'
You don't want to be kicked out? Just call it 'outsourcing' honey!
Instead of kicking him upstairs, why don't we kick him out of the window.
"So, Chupacabra, what makes you think you can be the new family bogeyman?"
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