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' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
Entering the Upper East Side - Visitors Must Sign In
"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."
'Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.. cry, and you're out of this family.'
"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
A girl gets kicked out of her house for her monster pet.
"It's an eviction notice. Who cares what font they used?"
"They threw me out - I was ordering too slow."
"That's the part of the exit interview the boss really enjoys!"
"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"
"Dad, can I get a tattoo?"
'Now the children have left home I don't see any point 0f HIM staying!'
'You've had enough!'
"So, Chupacabra, what makes you think you can be the new family bogeyman?"