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How babies are made.
"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
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"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"
"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'
"The Trump administration announced it will not reunite thousands of immigrant children they kidnapped."
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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"If we have unlimited minutes on the weekend, why do we make the ransom call on a Tuesday?"
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Simon's initial excitement about being headhunted didn't last long!
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
We have your sock.
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
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"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
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Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office
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'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
"No cause for alarm – we're just checking for radon emissions."
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"I'm looking for something I can read while stuffed into the trunk of an El Dorado."
Robert Louis Stevenson
"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
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'You're coming with us.'
'We've had reports of a kid napping.'