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"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "
Tags:milk, milk carton, milk cartons, milk carton kids, milk carton kid, missing kid, missing kids, missing child, missing children, kidnapper, kidnappers, collectable, collectables, collectable card, collectable cards, football cards, football card, baseball card, baseball cards, trading card, trading cards, etan patz, collection, collecting, collections, collector, collectors, black humour
"If I ever start showing signs of Stockholm syndrome, kill me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, lion tamer, lion tamers, circus performer, circus performers, entertainment, mental health, stockholm syndrome, hostage, hostages, prisoner, prisoners, psychology, captivity, captor, captors, kidnapper, kidnappers, sign, signs, symptom, symptoms, kill
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso, russian mob, russian mafia, wolves, wolf, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, organised crime, organised crimes, cronies, goon, goons, henchmen, henchman, thug, thugs, whack, whacked, lingo, slang, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnapper, blindfold, blindfolded, i spy, car, cars, road trip, road trips, car games, game, games, are we there yet
Tags:alien, aliens, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, spacemen, monsters, space alien, space aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, kidnapping, kidnap, kidnaps, abduction, computer, online, spaceman, monster, teenager, bedroom, desk, kidnapper, kidnappers, outer space, science fiction
"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."
Tags:aliens, space aliens, extraterrestrials, space travel, flying saucer, flying saucers, alien abductions, children's ride, kidnapping, kidnappings, kidnapper, kidnappers, extraterrestrial, outer space, space invaders, alien spacecraft, alien abduction, child, sci-fi, science fiction, sci fi, science-fiction
"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
Tags:dragon, dragons, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, damsels in distress, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
Tags:terror threat, terror threats, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, victim, victims, ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, terror attack, terror attacks, kidnapper, kidnappers, insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, insurance sales
"I said come alone."
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
Tags:news channel, news channels, 24 hour news cycle, news cycle, news cycles, cable news, tv news, torture, tortures, torturing, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, unbreakable, enhanced interrogation, enhanced interrogation program, crack, cracks, cracking, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapping, question, questions, questioning, terrorist, terrorists, guantanamo, gitmo, unwatchable, bore, bores, boring, mainstream media, msm
"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv broadcasting, television broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, adult tv, adult television, watershed, the watershed, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapped, child abduction, child abductor, child abductors, inappropriate, inappropriateness, child-friendly, child friendly
'We suspect copper thieves.'
'You're coming with us.'
'We've had reports of a kid napping.'
Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
Tags:garden shop, garden shops, garden store, garden stores, gnome, gnomes, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapper, kidnappers, crimes, garden gnomes, hostage taking, ransom, kidnapping, crime, lawn care, landscaping, burlap bags, lawn ornaments, hype, dsuburbs, vandalism, petty theft, gardener, gardeners, garden ornament, garden ornaments
"Where's my helicopter?"
'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'
'I haven't decided yet'
'Yeah, I read somewhere that people started to look like their pets after a while...'
'Oh God help! A giant bird stole my baby!'
An English Major gets a ransom note
"Do you always have to over pack, Alice!"
Mob Boss Runs Errands
'It looks like your wife's been kidnapped by rogue monks.'