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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
Tags:rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, monster, monsters, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, alien, aliens, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, mislead, misleads, misleads, paranoia, paranoid, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, refute, refutes, refuting, refutation, refutations
"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, hansel and gretel, german fairy tales, witch, witches, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, hitler youth, the hitler youth, world war two, world war 2, ww2, wwii, second world war, the second world war, hilter, german fairy tale, abduct, abduction, abducted, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapped, cannibalism, cannibalism, hitlerjugend, hj, nazi party
"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'
"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
Tags:expedition, expeditions, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, explorer, explorers, exploration, explorations, exploring, success, successes, successful, find, finds, finding, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, carry off, carries off, carrying off, fly, flies, flying, predator, predators, prehistoric, fossil, fossils, discovery, discoveries
Simon's initial excitement about being headhunted didn't last long!
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
Tags:stockholm syndrome, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnappers, valentine, valentines, box of chocolates, gift, gifts, captor, captors, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, satanic, fond, fondness, damned, damnation, chocolate, chocolates, refuse, refuses, refusal, refusals, afterlife, afterlives, present, presents, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
Tags:alien, aliens, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, spacemen, monsters, space alien, space aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, kidnapping, kidnap, kidnaps, abduction, computer, online, spaceman, monster, teenager, bedroom, desk, kidnapper, kidnappers, outer space, science fiction
"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."
Tags:aliens, space aliens, extraterrestrials, space travel, flying saucer, flying saucers, alien abductions, children's ride, kidnapping, kidnappings, kidnapper, kidnappers, extraterrestrial, outer space, space invaders, alien spacecraft, alien abduction, child, sci-fi, science fiction, sci fi, science-fiction
"Arnold, please put on your rubbers - it's raining!"
Tags:run away, runs away, running away, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, raincoat, raincoats, raining, rubbers, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, boy, boys, offspring, bad seed, bad seeds, jacket, jackets, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
Tags:dragon, dragons, damsels, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
Tags:terror threat, terror threats, terrorists, terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, victim, victims, ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, terror attack, terror attacks, kidnapper, kidnappers, insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, insurance sales
"I said come alone."
"I'm looking for something I can read while stuffed into the trunk of an El Dorado."
'Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!'
"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv broadcasting, television broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, adult television, watershed, the watershed, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapped, child abduction, child abductor, child abductors, inappropriate, inappropriateness, child-friendly, child friendly
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
Tags:news channel, news channels, 24 hour news cycle, news cycle, news cycles, cable news, tv news, tortures, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, unbreakable, enhanced interrogation, enhanced interrogation program, crack, cracks, cracking, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapping, question, questions, questioning, terrorists, guantanamo, gitmo, unwatchable, bore, bores, boring, mainstream media, msm
'You're coming with us.'
Hostage Taker on the Loose!
'We suspect copper thieves.'
"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduction, abductions, kidnapping, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, comment card, comment cards, customer service, service, evaluation, evaluations, forgot, retail, restaurant, restaurants, store, stores, shop, shops, marketing, information, customer, customers, wake-up, wake up, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying
Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
Tags:garden shop, garden shops, garden store, garden stores, gnome, gnomes, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapper, kidnappers, crimes, garden gnomes, hostage taking, ransom, kidnapping, lawn care, landscaping, burlap bags, lawn ornaments, hype, dsuburbs, vandalism, petty theft, gardener, gardeners, garden ornament, garden ornaments
'We've had reports of a kid napping.'