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Simon's initial excitement about being headhunted didn't last long!
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."
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"I said come alone."
'We suspect copper thieves.'
Hostage Taker on the Loose!
'We've had reports of a kid napping.'
'Oh God help! A giant bird stole my baby!'
'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'
"What do you want to watch? 'Fatal Attraction or 'Misery'?"
'It looks like your wife's been kidnapped by rogue monks.'
"It's from the squirrels...they have the dog and will release him for one million peanuts!
'I don't know what these humans are doing wrong, apart from the odd kidnapping we have zero unemployment.'
"I can forgive all those years of not bringing me a pony but you're not leaving until I get a new motorcycle."
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'You chickened out of much-needed surgery. Now we're forced to perform an invasive procedure.'
'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'
Competing frogs in carnival frog jump share their 'How I got caught' stories...
'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'
Alpaca Hijacker: O.K. boys...turn this plane around we're heading for cusco!
Cleveland Kidnapping: The Police in Cleveland miss what's right under their nose.
'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'
"I think Bernard's migrating!"
'I'm sure your babies will turn up. Mothers move them all the time.'
The thing that made Rusty a particularly bad dog was his ongoing insistence on the use of chloroform.