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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
Tags:rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, monster, monsters, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, alien, aliens, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, mislead, misleads, misleads, paranoia, paranoid, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, refute, refutes, refuting, refutation, refutations
'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'
"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
Tags:expedition, expeditions, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, explorer, explorers, exploration, explorations, exploring, success, successes, successful, find, finds, finding, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, carry off, carries off, carrying off, fly, flies, flying, predator, predators, prehistoric, fossil, fossils, discovery, discoveries
"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
Tags:kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapped, video, videos, reading, ransom, insurance, insure, insured, america, american problems, healthcare, health care, health-care, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, obamacare, affordable care act, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent
Simon's initial excitement about being headhunted didn't last long!
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
Tags:stockholm syndrome, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnappers, valentine, valentines, box of chocolates, gift, gifts, captor, captors, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, satanic, fond, fondness, damned, damnation, chocolate, chocolates, refuse, refuses, refusal, refusals, afterlife, afterlives, present, presents, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
Tags:alien, aliens, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, spacemen, monsters, space alien, space aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, kidnapping, kidnap, kidnaps, abduction, computer, online, spaceman, monster, teenager, bedroom, desk, kidnapper, kidnappers, outer space, science fiction
"Who asked for Steve Buscemi?"
"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"
Tags:alien, aliens, kidnap, kidnaps, cover, covers, run cover, runs cover, running cover, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, flying saucer, flying saucers, ufo, ufos, steal, steals, stealing, undercover operation, undercover operations, christmas season, christmas, xmas, x-mas, holiday season, dark humor, black humor
"Arnold, please put on your rubbers - it's raining!"
Tags:run away, runs away, running away, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, raincoat, raincoats, raining, rubbers, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, boy, boys, offspring, bad seed, bad seeds, jacket, jackets, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
Tags:terror threat, terror threats, terrorists, terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, victim, victims, ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, terror attack, terror attacks, kidnapper, kidnappers, insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, insurance sales
Hostage Taker on the Loose!
'We've had reports of a kid napping.'
Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
Tags:garden shop, garden shops, garden store, garden stores, gnome, gnomes, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapper, kidnappers, crimes, garden gnomes, hostage taking, ransom, kidnapping, lawn care, landscaping, burlap bags, lawn ornaments, hype, dsuburbs, vandalism, petty theft, gardener, gardeners, garden ornament, garden ornaments
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
Tags:west, western, wild west, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, raising children, raising kids, growing up, city, cities, big city, big cities, country, countryside, childhood, baby, babies, infants, infant, toddler, toddlers, birds of prey, bird of prey, carrion eater, carrion eaters, scavenging, scavengers, cabin, cabin, front porch, front porches, carried away, kidnap, kidnapping, child abduction, child abductor, child abductors, child abductions, desert, deserts, danger, dangers, dangerous, kidnaps, kidnappers
"Where's my helicopter?"
'Oh God help! A giant bird stole my baby!'
'I haven't decided yet'
An English Major gets a ransom note
"Nope, no monsters under here."
Tags:monster, monsters, under the bed, check, checks, fear, fears, childhood fear, childhood fears, frighten, frightens, frightening, phobia, phobias, fear of the dark, parent, parents, comfort, comforts, comforting, closet, closets, in the closet, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, paranoia, paranoid, justified, justification
Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.
Tags:research, researcher, researchers, research lab, research labs, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, experiment, experiments, experimenting, experimentation, mad scientist, mad scientists, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, trespass, trespasses, trespassing, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, caution, caution sign, caution signs, experimenter, experimenters, science experiment, science experiments
"In the hat! In the hat!"
'Nothing serious to worry about.'
"What do you want to watch? 'Fatal Attraction or 'Misery'?"