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'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'
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'...instead of giving him morphine for his kidney stones, they are testing the healing power of laughter.'
'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'
Doctor to man: 'Your kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass.'
'It's kidney stones.'
'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'
We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.
UFOlogist vs. UROlogist.
Kidney Stone Quality Control Dept.
'Found problem... you passed kidney rock.'
"Pastor Hellfire is recovering well, since he passed his brimstone."
"You have a kidney stone."
'Hey! Is this the way to break up kidney stones, or what?'
'A very unusual case, Mrs. Vandermeer, you have rhinestones!'
"I was telling you about my kidney stone. Well, that ball resembles it exactly."
'The centrifugal force should help to dislodge your kidney stone.'
"The kidney stone we removed was so big we have to classify it as a kidney boulder."
'The closest thing to precious stones he's ever had is kidney stones.'
'You've got gall stones, kidney stones and bladder stones. Welcome to the stone age.'
'This is the biggest gall stone we've ever seen.'
"Mr. Bermudez has a kidney stone and it should come out by itself."
"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."
"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."
Man arrives at Kidney Stone Clinic and sees sign, 'This, too, shall pass.'