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"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."
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'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'
Tags:kidney, kidneys, stone, stones, kidney stone, kidney stones, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating, old method, old methods, original, originals, bust, busts, busting, busted, break, breaks, breaking, rupture, ruptures, rupturing, close to home
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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'How's that kidney transplant going?... I need him back on the field - pronto!'
"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
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'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'
'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'
'I was such a good student that I skipped a year in medical school - but that's why I never learned about kidneys.'
'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
Doctor to man: 'Your kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass.'
'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.
'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'
"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."
'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'
"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'
"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
Tags:organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, corporate culture, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, sick day, sick days, sick leave, perk, perks, expectation, expectations, business, businesses, kidney, kidneys, generous, generosity, spite, spiteful, high expectations, office drone, office drones, underling, underlings, corporate culture, impersonal
'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'
Hospital rooms are named Kidneys, Livers and Onions.