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"Does this make us bad parents?"
Tags:parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting fails, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, bad dad, bad dads, bad mom, bad moms, bad mum, bad mums, bury the body, burying a body, hide the body, hiding the body, shallow grave, shallow graves, dead, died, death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humour, killed, kill, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, manslaughter
"Mumford! I thought you were killed instantly."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, employer, employers, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, fire, fired, lay off, lay offs, laid off, let go, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, outsourcing, outsourced, kill, killed, killing, dead, die, died, dead, death
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
"I've told you not to do that!"
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
Tags:subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbands
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:gamble, gambling, gambler, fruit machine, black humour, fruit machine, arcade, arcades, arcade machines, skull and crossbones, gambling addict, gambling addiction, addict, addiction, slot machines, slot machines, slot-machines, slot-machine, killed, drop dead, dropped dead, coin-op, coin op, coin-ops, coin ops, problem gambling, addicts, gambling addicts
"Boy, that was some great fight!"
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxing ring, boxing rings, knockout, knockouts, knockout blow, knockout blows, decisive victory, decisive victories, kill, killed, killing, killings, murder, murders, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, deadly, body bag, body bags, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, good fight, good fights
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, ancient greece, greece, greek, greek history, myth, myths, legend, legends, trojan war, agamemnon, clytemnestra, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, separate, separation, separations, separate amicably, amicable separation, amicable separations, divorce, divorces, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, divorce amicably, split, amicable split, split amicably, friendly, amicably, amicable, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, peacefully, murder, murders, murdered, killed, stabbed, drama, dramatic
Early birthday parties.
"So, you're still doing the Western thing."
'Can't we all just get a lung?'
'great news Your Majesty! The Kennel Club is thinking of naming a spaniel after you!!'
Donald Trump not in Situation room for 'botched' Yemen raid that killed up to 30 civilians and one US Navy SEAL
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, yemen raid, raid on yakla, botched raid, botched, failed, navy seal, navy seals, killed, died, dead, gloating, gloat, gloats, sit room, situation room, missing
The Anatomy Lesson
Tags:bosnia-herzegovina, genocide, genocides, blood, bloodstain, blood stain, bloodstains, blood stains, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, lecture, lecturer, lecturers, lecturing, lectured, map, maps, school, schools, uni, university, universities, college, colleges, death, die, died, dying, killed, kill, murder, murdered, military, international, government, governments, politics, political, conflict, conflicts, history
"Sorry about showing you the vacuum of space, Robin."
'Always remember, Luke. This is the pros. When you win, they scratch you behind your ears. When you lose, they put you to sleep.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, american football, american football player, american football players, treat, treats, scratch, put to sleep, put down, incentive, incentives, motivation, motivational, die, dies, dying, died, dead, kill, killed, kills, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'The bad news is chemo can kill you before the cancer does. The good news is the medical bills and health insurance can kill you before the chemo does.'
Fly has idea to fly into the light.
'He kept trying to hit me with this thing ... so I vaporized him.'
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, unidentified flying object, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golfed, golfs, golf club, golf clubs, vaporized, vapourise, vaporize, vapourised, golf ball, golf balls, kill, kills, killed, killing, we come in peace, martian, martians, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."
Tags:cheater, cheaters, revenge, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, shoot, shooting, shot, last words, death, die, died, dying, dead, killed, killer, killers, murder, murderer, murderers, murdered, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married
Speed Limit Strictly Enforced