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"You got to hand it to Bloody Eddy—it's the last place in the world you'd think of as a hide-out."
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"Does this make us bad parents?"
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"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
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"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and the bloodstains on my clothes and in the trunk of my car!"
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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
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Conspiracy Theories $10
"I shot him and I never remarried."
Police officers arrest a child at a murder scene
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"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."
An ostrich puts its head in cement shoes.
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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
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"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
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"So, you're still doing the Western thing."
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.
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'Can't we all just get a lung?'
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"When you get down to it, Dave, we're all about people: people helping people to kill people."
"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"
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"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
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