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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
Tags:begonia, begonias, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, accident, accidents, accidental, murder, murders, murdering, killing, killings, murder weapon, murder weapons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, accidental death, accidental deaths, manslaughter, likely story, likely stories, murderess, murderesses, fall, falls, falling, heavy object, heavy objects
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
Tags:land mine, land mines, anti-personnel, mine, mines, minefield, minefields, mine field, mine fields, military, military personnel, euphemisms, language, language trick, language tricks, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, military man, military men, general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armies, officer, officers
"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."
Tags:slogan, slogans, trial, trials, murder trial, murder trials, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, sneaker, sneakers, tennis shoe, tennis shoes, consumerism, consumerist, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, criminal, criminals, insanity plea, insanity pleas, plea deal, plea deals, legal defense, legal defenses
"Boy, that was some great fight!"
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxing ring, boxing rings, knockout, knockouts, knockout blow, knockout blows, decisive victory, decisive victories, kill, killed, killing, killings, murder, murders, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, deadly, body bag, body bags, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, good fight, good fights
"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
Tags:mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, hit, hits, mafia, killing, killings, murder, murders, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, cement shoes, fish, shark, sharks, talk, talks, talking, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, tortures, gangster, gangsters, shark, sharks, drown, drowns, drowning, ichthyologist, ichthyology, ichthyologists
Football players toss a coin at the start of a game while a killer waits for the results.
Tags:killer, killers, killing, killings, stun gun, stun guns, stun, stuns, cattle, coin flip, coin flips, coin toss, coin tosses, football, football player, football players, decision, decisions, split decision, split decisions, movie, movies, film, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killing, killings, chance, chances, game of chance, games of chance, psycho, psychotic, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathic, sociopath, sociopaths, sociopathic
"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, questioning, evidence, proof, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, hat, hats, sign, signs, i'm going to kill you, kill, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, threatening, threat, threats
"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."
Tags:streamline, streamlines, streamlining, efficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, expertise, expert, experts, management consultant, management consultants, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hits, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, consulting firm, consulting firms, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, outside help, consultant, consultants, consulting firm, consulting firms, brutal, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
Tags:point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse click
"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, evil kids, evil children, horror, scary, evil, pet, pets, animal, animals, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, dead pet, dead pets, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, killing, killings, serial killers, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathy, mental health, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, suspicious, suspicious deaths, bad luck, unlucky
"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
Tags:tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, meat, meats, butcher, butchers, cannibalistic, sausage, sausages, sausage factory, sausage factories, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, tour group, tour groups, catch on, catches on, catching on, halloween, killer, killers, grind up, grinds up, grinding up, lure, lures, luring, lure in, lures in, luring in, trap, traps
"...but I have a fourth Epstein theory..."
"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
Tags:mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, organized crime, organised crime, criminal, criminals, advance, advances, fee, fees, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, wage, wages, killer, killers, killing, killings, change of mind, change your mind, changing your mind, second thought, second thoughts, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances
"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
Tags:praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymen
"I'm sure of it, Harry—it's that nice Mr. Bently we met on the tour!"
Tags:tour, tours, shrunken, shrunken head, shrunken heads, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, killings, tour group, tour groups, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, recognise, recognise, recognising, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, meet, meets, meeting, killer, killers, dark tourism, black tourism, grief tourism
"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
Tags:headsman, antique, antiques, executioner, executioners, execute, executes, executing, kill, kills, killing, killings, tortures, torturers, special interest, special interests, clientele, clienteles, cater, caters, catering, antique shop, antique shops, antiquing, antique store, antique stores, specialty, specialties, speciality, specialities
"You've been in harness for twenty seven years, Hargraves, and now we'd like to shoot you."
Tags:retirement, forced retirement, fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, mass lay offs, put out to pasture, shoot, shoots, killing, killings, execution, executions, mercy killing, mercy killings, livestock, corporate culture, horse, horses, harness, harnesses, heartless, merciless, manager, managers, executive, executives, corporate drone, office drone, white collar job, white collar jobs
An archer's target surrenders.
Tags:surrender, surrenders, surrendering, hands up, put your hands up, archery, archer, archers, archery practice, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, arrow, arrows, hands up, don't shoot, victim, victims, victimize, victimizes, victimizing, victim mentality, victim mentalities, kill, kills, killing, killings, shooting, shooting, shootings, target, targets, target practice, target practise
Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.
"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."
Tags:duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, immature, duellist, duellists, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, immature, immaturity, toxic masculinity, settle, settles, settling, maturity, masculinity, stop and think, think through, thinking through, regret, regrets, regretting, overzealous, option, options, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, killings, regret, regrets, regretting
"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."
Tags:rug, rugs, rug sample, rug samples, carpet, carpets, carpet sample, carpet samples, decorate, decorates, decorator, decorators, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decoration, interior decorations, hit, hits, mob hit, mob hits, whacked, shooting, shootings, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, priority, priorities, distracted, distraction, distractions
A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.
Tags:fly swatter, fly swatters, kill list, kill lists, kill, kills, killing, killings, body count, body counts, office desk, office desks, desk, desks, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, killer, killers, bug, bugs, insect, insects, pest, pests, pest control, fly, flies, horsefly, horseflies, horse fly, horse flies
A man returns a library book on poisons.
Tags:poison, poisons, poisoning, return, returns, book return, book returns, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, suspicious, suspicious, suspicions, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, concern, concerned, concerned party, concerned parties, killer, killers, killing, killings
'You're trying to make this look like a random shooting, aren't you?'