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'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."
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"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,
'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'
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Police officers arrest a child at a murder scene
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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
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"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
"So, you're still doing the Western thing."
Early birthday parties.
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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A man shoots cupid with an arrow.
Tags:cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, revenge, vengeance, single, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, cherub, cherubim, romance, romantic, bitter, bitterness, anger, angers, angry, furious, lonely, loneliness, unhappy, unhappiness, alone
"We could argue forever about whether or not that was justified.
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'Always remember, Luke. This is the pros. When you win, they scratch you behind your ears. When you lose, they put you to sleep.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, american football, american football player, american football players, treat, treats, scratch, put to sleep, put down, incentive, incentives, motivation, motivational, die, dies, dying, died, dead, kill, killed, kills, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'The bad news is chemo can kill you before the cancer does. The good news is the medical bills and health insurance can kill you before the chemo does.'
'He kept trying to hit me with this thing ... so I vaporized him.'
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"I hope I can still count on an endorsement."
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Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"
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"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"
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"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
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