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A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.
Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen
Tags:arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, video game, video games, pinball, pinball machine, pinball machines, game, games, playing, scotland, scottish, scot, scots, scotsman, scotsmen, kilt, kilts, europe, united kingdom, tilt, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, clothes, clothing, leisure, wordplay, word play
'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'
Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."
"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."
Tags:scots, scottish, plaid, tartan, tartans, kilt, kilts, blues, blues, blues musician, blues musicians, play the blues, playing the blues, perform, performs, performance, performances, music, musician, musicians, live, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, night club, night clubs, song parody, song parodies, bad feeling, bad feelings, discomfort, puns, pun
Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.
Embarrassing moments in caber tossing.
Tags:caber toss, caber tossing, caber tosses, caber, cabers, kilts, embarrassments, embarrassing, embarrassed, national sport, national sports, athlete, athletes, athletics, public humiliation, public humiliations, sport, game, scot, scotsman, scottish, scotland, kilt, unravel, embarrassment, humiliating
"You're just in time. I permit him three skirls a day, and here they come."
Tags:skirl, skirls, bagpipe, bagpipes, instrument, instruments, music, music, traditional, tradition, kilt, kilts, windwood, windwoods, scottish, scotland, scot, scots, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, guest, guests, friend, friends
"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"
"We'll drop the disturbing the peace charge if he pleads no contest to indecent exposure."
"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"
'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'
Highland Pipe Band Drum Major
Out of kilter.
"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."
"What are you wearing under your kilt?"
'Permission to be excused, sir. My kilt's at the cleaners.'
"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"
"I'm half Scottish...Unfortunately it's the bottom half so I have to wear this stupid kilt."
Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.
"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."
Tags:repair, fix, repairs, service, fix-it, repairman, bagpipe, bagpipes, musical instruments, musical instrument, repair job, repair jobs, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, delay, delays, maintenance, broken, scotland, scottish, stereotpe, stereotypes, scotch, scotsman, kilt, car, auto, breakdown, problem, problems, damage, damaged, schedule, schedules
Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.
Scottish Bank Holiday Weather
Tags:scottish bank holiday, scottish bank holidays, bank holiday, bank holidays, scottish weather, scotland, holidays, rainy weather, rain, rain storm, rain storms, thunder storm, thunber storms, bad weather, british weather, scottish summer, scottish summers, holiday, weather, kilt, rain, thunder, lightning