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'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'
A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.
Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen
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Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."
"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."
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Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.
Embarrassing moments in caber tossing.
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"You're just in time. I permit him three skirls a day, and here they come."
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"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"
"We'll drop the disturbing the peace charge if he pleads no contest to indecent exposure."
'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'
"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"
Highland Pipe Band Drum Major
Out of kilter.
"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."
"What are you wearing under your kilt?"
'Permission to be excused, sir. My kilt's at the cleaners.'
"I'm half Scottish...Unfortunately it's the bottom half so I have to wear this stupid kilt."
Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.
Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.
"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."
'I'm Angus MacGregor. Is this where I join?'
"Ours is not a creative clan."
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