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"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."
"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"
"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"
'I got one tough kindergarten teacher. You have to check your cell phones at the door.'
'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'
Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."
'Do you think our teacher liked kids when she was one?'
Kindergarten Orientation: 'Make sure you tell her he's straight...'
'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'
"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"
'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'
''Show and Tell' is NOT an invasion of privacy!'
Kindergarten Primary School Teacher