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"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"
"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"
'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'
Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."
'Do you think our teacher liked kids when she was one?'
Kindergarten Orientation: 'Make sure you tell her he's straight...'
'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'