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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"How about some little pads and pencils?"
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The Tennis Racket in the Stone
Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.
Tags:knight, knights, medieval knights, medieval knight, excalibur, king arthur, king arthurs sword, legendary sword, sword in the stone, sword, swords, arthurian romance, romance, mediavel literature, claw machine, claw crane, toy crane, skill crane, grabby machine, impossible tasks, impossible quest, impossible quests
"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
Tags:literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, book, books, king arthur, camelot, knights of the round table, round table, history, historical, medieval, knight, knights, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, bill, bills, cheque, cheques, check, checks, splitting the bill, paying the bill, splitting the cheque, paying the cheque, paying the check, splitting the check, money, splitting, separate, dividing, division, divisions, sharing, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty
"I'm going to need to speak to someone from either personnel or maintenance."
King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
Tags:history, historical, medieval, myth, myths, legend, legends, literature, book, books, king arthur, camelot, round table, round tables, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politician, politicians, government, governments, politics, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern life
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, king arthur, merlin, quest, quests, knight, knights, camelot, knightly quest, knightly quests, attorney, attorneys, legal representative, legal representatives, protection, middle ages, bodyguard, bodyguards, protective detail, protective details, wandering sword, wandering swords, fantasy
"Did you enter the correct password?"
Tags:password, passwords, correct, correct password, correct passwords, incorrect password, incorrect passwords, king arthur, king, kingdom, rule, sword, swords, boulder, boulders, technology, trouble, troubles, difficulty, difficulties, problem, problems, inaccessible, undecipherable, decipher, puzzle, puzzles, puzzled, wifi, wireless internet, access, internet, sword in the stone
Lady of the Remote
Tags:tv remote, tv remotes, television remote, television remotes, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, clicker, clickers, excalibur, sword in the stone, lady of the lake, king arthur, merlin, legend of king arthur, camelot, english mythology, ancient history, lost remote, lost remotes, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, modern attitudes, tv, tvs, television, televisions
A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.
Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.
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"Use thy core!"
Tags:excalibur, king arthur, merlin, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, magic, sword, swords, stone, stones, wizard, wizards, britain, british, united kingdom, health, fitness, strength, personal trainer, personal trainers, advice, advising, core, exercise, pulling, encouraging, encouragement
"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
Tags:tour, tours, touring, fish, fishery, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fishin, sword, swords, arthurian, arthur, king arthur, camelot, excalibus, excaliburs, lady of the lake, lady in the lake, medieval, legend, legends, culture clash, cultural, time skip, time skips, big fish, big fishing, history, historical, british, british legend, british history, lake fish, lake fishing, lake, lakes
"But now it won't stay in mint condition."
The Beard in the Stone
'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'
"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."
Tags:dragon, dragons, mythical creature, mythical creatures, king arthur, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, knights in shining armor, knights in shining armour, dining out, eating out, restaurant, ordering food, menu, menus, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, posh restaurants, posh restaurants, starter, starters, starter and main, folk story, folk stories
"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"
Tags:snack, snacks, snack food, snack foods, moreish, more-ish, scarf, scarfing, scarfs, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, amaretto, chocolate, chocoholic, chocoholics, sword in the stone, king arthur, merlin, overeat, overeats, overeating, eat, eats, eating, double chocolate, binge, binge eating, binge eat, king of england, prophecy, prophecies
Claw machine game
'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'
Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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'I'd like a round table!'
'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'