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"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'
'Don't worry Mr Dumpty. We'll bring suit against all the King's men and all the King's horses for practicing medicine without a license.'
"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."
'Never mind all the King's horses and all the King's men. Get me 'personal injuries direct'!'
'That's the price for all the King's horses or all the King's men. If you want to be covered by all the King's horses and all the King's men...'
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
After the breakup, Humpty's girlfriend went to pieces. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't help her get it back together again.
I bet we would have been able to put you together again if all the king's schools hadn't cut all the king's shop classes.
'Don't worry Mom. I'll be careful.'
'Oh - oh... Here comes his mother'
I told Humpty to go private.
'Make way! We're all the king's men and all the king's horses!'
'Forget the king's horses and all the king's men - call a vet!'
'The King fired me when I couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again...'
"Mrs Dumpty? We've found your husband, smashed again."
All the Kings horses and all the Kings Men frying Humpty Dumpty.
'Oh, it's probably just a publicity stunt for the egg council.'