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"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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condom, condoms, protection, always use protection, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, king's horses, king's men, repair, repairs, visual gag, pun, puns, play on words, word play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies"The King's men helped some, but the horses just made things worse."
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egg, eggs, humpty dumpty, humpty, dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hospital, hospitals, hospital beds, wall, walls, sit, sits, sitting, sat, fall, fell, crack, cracks, cracked, king, kings, men, kings men, king's men, horse, horses, king's horses, recover, recovers, recovery, shell, shells, worse, made things worse, make things worse, surgery, surgeries'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'
'Don't worry Mr Dumpty. We'll bring suit against all the King's men and all the King's horses for practicing medicine without a license.'
"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."
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accident, accidents, accidental, forget, forgetting, forgetful, underwear, clean underwear, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, king's horses, king's men, visual gag, pun, puns, play on words, word play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies'Never mind all the King's horses and all the King's men. Get me 'personal injuries direct'!'
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personal, injury, injuries, direct, compensation, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, insurance, claim, claims, king's horses, men, humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, egg, children's literature, mobile phone, phones, emergency, personal injury, claims direct, sue, sued'That's the price for all the King's horses or all the King's men. If you want to be covered by all the King's horses and all the King's men...'
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
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nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, falls, falling, health and safety, king, kings, king's horses, king's men, investigation, crime, crimes, mother goose, humpty dumpty, safety, fall, die, murder, police, detective, eggs, interogation, wall, suspect, egg, foot prints, csi, crime scenesAfter the breakup, Humpty's girlfriend went to pieces. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't help her get it back together again.
I bet we would have been able to put you together again if all the king's schools hadn't cut all the king's shop classes.
'Don't worry Mom. I'll be careful.'
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chicken, egg, eggs, chickens, hen, hens, mother, mothers, mum, mom, humpty, dumpty, humpty dumpty, wall, fall, kings, horses, king, king's horses, kings men, king's men, together again, sitting, kid, kids, child, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes'Oh - oh... Here comes his mother'
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humptey dumptey, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, egg, eggs, humptey dumptey had a great fall, king's horses, king's men, bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, falcon, scared, protective, mother, mothers, mum, mums, parents, children, uh oh, caring, angry, anger, hawk, hawks'Forget the king's horses and all the king's men - call a vet!'
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kings horses, kings men, all the kings horses, all the king's horses, king's horses, king's men, egg, eggs, fall, falls, fallen, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, egg, eggs, humpty dumpty, broken egg, broken eggs, rescue, rescued, medic, medics'The King fired me when I couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again...'
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horses, fire, fires, fired, unemployed, umemployment, beg, begs, begger, beggers, beggar, beggars, begging, humpty dumpty, horse, king, humpty, dumpty, nurseryrhyme, nursery rhymes, sack, sacks, sacked, sacking, sackings, king's horsesAll the Kings horses and all the Kings Men frying Humpty Dumpty.
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nursery rhyme, humpty dumpty, egg, eggs, frying, cooking, soldiers, horse, wall, fall, brick, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, nursery, king's horses, kings horses, kings men, king's men, royal, royalty'Oh, it's probably just a publicity stunt for the egg council.'
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egg, eggs, egg's, humpty, dumpty, humpty dumpty, wall, great fall, king's, kings, kings horses, king's horses, together again, publicity, publicity stunt, stunt, stunts, pr, spin, councilWarning!! Anti-Climb Paint.
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anti-climb paint, vandals, humpty-dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, wall, vandal, thief, rob, steal, nick, cheat, humpty dumpty, king's horses, men, egg, smash, thieves, deterrent, deterrents"Trust me. You can sue all the King's horses and all the King's men."
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lawyers, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, lawsuit, lawsuits, professions, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, sue, law suits, children, children's tale, humpty dumpty, egg, eggs, king's horses, king's men, humpty-dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, literary character, literary characters