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King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
King Solomon's Pollster.
King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
King Solomon, ethical slut.
"You each claim to be the child's mother yet one of you sold your story to the national enquirer."
"I said to order me 300 CONCUBINES!"
"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"
King Solomon, wisest of all men, is stumped at last.
'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, sir, and you just have the one. Surely you can work this out.'
'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'
"Split it into three to include my consultancy fee"
'No need to make a judgement, King Solomon, we can run a DNA test.'
'I know why King Solomon was so rich -- All those wives of his had JOBS!'
'King Solomon's gone too far this time! -- he wants to put goys in the military!'
'King Solomon as a child'