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"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."
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"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."
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"It's tough here, too. Were just living from confiscatory tax to confiscatory tax."
The King and His Real Estate Advisors
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"And cc the rest of the food chain."
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"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
"I welcome the discussion."
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"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."
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King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."
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'I lost my key to the kingdom.'
Prince frog to frog about princess: 'We're friends, so she accepts me warts and all.'
A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.
'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'
'Just how funny are you?'
'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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My horse for a kingdom.
Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.
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'I pronounce you tax-exempt.'
'This merger isn't going to work!'
Richard the Pramatist