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"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."
Pig kisses frog - and turns into a warthog.
Prince frog to frog about princess: 'We're friends, so she accepts me warts and all.'
'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'
'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'
You can kiss me later
Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'
Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'
Kissing Frogs Lottery.
'Hey! No Tongues!'
The first princess to kiss me liked frogs' legs.
'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'
'Frankly, Earl, if I had realized that you were a toad instead of a frog, I never would have kissed you!'
But first, a word from our sponsors...
'Kiss me, but NO tongue!'
'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!
'Thanks for kissing me so that I turned from a frog into a prince! May I have French flies with that?'
'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'
Having at last kissed the right frog, the Princess was faced with another problem...
'No way am I kissing anyone who catches flies with his tongue!'
'I've been invited to a reunion at the frog pond- should I wear my crown?'
'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'
Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.
You can take the prince out of the frog, but you can't take the frog out of the prince.